AISubs v3.6
Yes, Ucky. Yes. Yes.
Calm down, calm down, calm down. Calm down, calm down.
Yes, it's Ucky!
Ucky... Ucky...
Look, his face... His hands...
Are they soft?
How do you want me to hold you?
Ah, wait...
Let's calm down... Calm down... Calm down...
Ah!
Oh, scary!
Then... Ah, look, you're pulling my string...
You don't like it, do you?
What should I do? What should I do?
Do you want to eat?
Stay there for a moment.
Ucky! Yes!
Yes!
Come here, come here.
There's a lot here. There's a lot here.
Oh! You saw it! You saw it!
Ucky!
Oh, sorry.
Chance!
Take it.
Are you ready?
Cute! I want to see it!
Do you want to eat it?
Delicious!
Is it good?
I may not get tired of watching it all day.
I'm a little worried about my behavior.
It's amazing.
Oh, I dropped it.
My...
...good smell.
But I'm shaking a little.
Come here.
How should I hold you?
You're scared, aren't you? I'm scared, too.
Are you clinging to me?
Okay, come here.
Come here.
Get in here.
I mean...
You didn't learn how to use it, did you?
You don't like it?
You don't like it, do you?
What should I do?
You're getting a little cute.
Right?
Here on the cheek ...
Oh, it's written, it's written!
Oh, it's written! It's itchy, my butt is itchy.
Oh, what did you say? My butt is itchy.
I can't see you there, come over here.
Cute! Cute!
Get in, get in here.
Oh, it itches. Oh, it itches there too. Oh, it itches there too.
Oh, it itches.
Ah! From the face!
I thought it was from the face!
Well, it's about time, right?
Let's learn some English.
Teacher!
Hello!
Hi!
You have a cute little monkey!
Hi!
Uki!
Uki! Nice to meet you!
Uki! Uke!
What's your name?
My name's Miki Fujimoto.
Oh, Miki! Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you.
My name is Sidney.
Sidney!
Yes, yes. But I'm American.
Oh?
Yes, I'm American.
America?
Yes, not Australia.
Australia?
No, no.
Where?!
Uh, San Francisco!
San Francisco!
Yeah! Yes, yes!
Oh! Yeah?!
Yes!
Have you been to San Francisco?
- No. - No? Oh, please come!
- Please... - I want to go!
You don't speak English at all, do you?
It's like... Do you understand my English?
- Is my English okay? - Yeah.
Oh, good, good.
- What? What did you say? - You said "yeah" for now, but...
What did you say just now?
- Oh, okay, um... My English speaking... - My?
- My.
- Mine, yeah? - Is okay?
- Okay, okay, okay. - Okay, good.
- Your English is good! - Oh, yeah?!
- Yes! - Really?!
- Yes! - Oh, yeah?!
Is it okay?
- Is it okay? - Yes, it's okay.
- It's okay? - Yeah.
Okay, what else can we talk about?
Oh! Did we do "how old are you"?
- Twenty. - How... How... One more time?
- Twenty. - Okay, twenty.
- Twenty. - Okay, that's good.
- Twenty. - Twenty.
- Yes, some Japanese say "twenty". - Twenty.
- Yeah, but... - Twenty.
- Yes. - Oh!
- Very good! - Sounds good!
- Question? - What is it?
- "How old are you"? - Okay, I am thirty-six.
- Thirty-six years old. - Yes, thirty-six. Yes!
Why? Why do foreigners have such cute expressions?
- Cute. - Oh! Well...
Maybe because... I eat... good food? I don't know!
Too much food?! I eat too much food?!
Oh, what's your hobby?
Watch movie.
Oh, okay. Good, good. Watching...
Watching movie.
Oh, do you like American movies?
Yeah!
Oh!
American movie only.
Oh, really?! Only?!
Yeah.
What about Japan?!
Huh?!
Japanese movie.
I don't watch it much.
Oh, no!
Horror movie.
Horror movie. Oh, okay. Good, good.
Yeah, yeah.
I like Japanese movies.
Oh!
What movie?
My...my favorite actor...
I love...
Yakusho Koji.
Oh! So cool!
Sensei, you're so cool!
I love him!
Super excited!
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I like...to eat.
Eat?!
Yes, I love...in Japan, I love...buffet.
Huh?! Buffet?!
Tabehoda.
Tabehoda?!
Oh! I love it!
I love it!
Sensei, you're so intense!
Sorry!
You're so passionate!
No, thank you! Thank you!
I see...
What kind of food do you like?
Hmm...yakiniku.
Yakiniku?!
Yeah!
Wow!
I like yakiniku...um...tabehodai.
Tabehodai!
Oh, no!
Sensei, tabehodai only loves you!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I see...
What's good about San Francisco?
Golden Gate Bridge
Golden Gate
Bridge?
Yes!
I want to go!
Yeah! Please come!
I want to go!
Do you often go back to San Francisco?
Go back?
Go back!
Go home!
Yes, but...
I like Japan.
I like to travel.
I have another hobby.
I like onsens.
Onsens?!
That's rare!
Yeah!
When you live over there, you don't have many onsens, do you?
In California we have onsens.
Near Los Angeles.
You do!
Very expensive. Lots of money.
You pay for it.
About $200.
$200?!
Yeah!
$200 and you don't want to go in an onsen?!
Yeah!
I love Japan!
Do you shower at home?
Yeah, yes. Shower, yeah.
Then Japan is really nice, isn't it?
Yeah!
It's so nice!
So cute!
What else is there?
What else do you like?
What else is there?
What else do you like?
Beef tongue?
Oh, yeah! Teach me.
- Beef! - Beef?!
- My... say. - Oh, okay, okay, okay! Good, good!
- Gyu! - Gyu!
This is hard!
- One more, one more! - Okay, okay, yes!
- Gyu! - Gyu!
- No! You say it first! Gyu, gyu! - Okay, gyu!
- Okay, yes! - Gyu!
Gyu! Gyu!
- Two! Two, two! - Oh, two, two! Okay!
- Two! Next! Three! - Oh!
- Tan, tan, tan! - Oh! Okay, okay!
- Gyu! - Tan!
- Gyu! Gyu! - Tan!
- Gyu! Gyu! Gyu! Gyu! - Gyu! Gyu! Gyu!
- Gyu! - Gyu!
- You said okay! - Gyu!
- Gyu!
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- So, what about foreign games? - Oh, okay! We have patty cake!
- Patty cake? - Patty cake!
- What's that? - "Patty cake" is another word for "hotcake".
- "Hotcake"? - Yes! - Do you play with hotcakes?
- Yes, with the hands! "Patty cake"! - Oh, oh! What do you do?
- Okay, I like this! Yes!
- "Patty cake", "patty cake", "baker's man", "bake me a cake" and...
- It's so hard! What is this?! - What is it? But it's cute!
"Patty cake", "patty cake", "baker's man", "bake me a cake" as fast as you can!
Roll it!
Make it for me!
What are you doing?
"patty cake", "hot cake", "hot cake", "hot cake"
"tie", "tie"?
- "tie"? - Yes, yes, "cake"
- Stretch it? - Stretch it, yes.
- Tap it? - Tap it.
Make it for me.
So cute!
- Even kids play with it? - Yes, yes, yes.
What should I do? What should I do, teacher?
- Is the monkey okay? - Is the monkey okay?
- All the time? - Yes!
- Can I hold him? - Hold him?
- Yes, please. - Wait a minute.
- I see, I see, I see. - He loves you!
- Teacher, shoulder, shoulder, shoulder! - Okay, okay.
- Right here! Right here! - Right here!
- Right here!
Hi, little baby!
- There you go! - There you go!
- Isn't he cute? - Yes, very light!
Oh, he bit me!
Teacher, I had a lot of fun today!
- Yes, have a good time! Thank you! - Thank you!
Uki, Uki, Uki, come here.
Mama!
What was it again?
Please draw a cute paper play with your unique drawings.
I'm a little in the way, so I'll avoid it.
I'm not sure if it's cute or not, but...
I'd like to draw Sarukani Gassei in a cute way.
You all know Sarukani Gassei, don't you?
There we go.
Start with the crab.
What? I have to draw a face, don't I?
*sniff sniff*
Even if it's right, I'm good at animals.
Yeah.
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Cute. Crab is cute.
It's cute, isn't it?
Ah, OK, it came out.
Monkey!
Show me your face for a second.
Ah, there you are.
I can't see you at all.
Ah, I can see you, I can see you, I can see you.
Monkey...
Monkey is...
It's immortal, isn't it?
What should I do?
Did you have a neck?
Hey you. Hey you.
Do you want to get off?
You are under me.
How do you want me to get you off?
I failed.
Here you are.
Stay there.
Did you poop?
It's okay as long as you don't poop.
Oh my god.
Monkey is dangerous.
I'm a little shocked.
But monkeys are like humans.
OK.
It's good, isn't it?
Are you getting off? Where are you going?
OK.
Next.
It's difficult.
(Laughs)
Where are you going? You can't go. You can't go.
Ah, yeah.
You're great, Ucky, you're great!
If you lick me, you'll bite me. (Laughs)
(Laughs)
That's what it's like over there!
(Laughs)
Oh, teacher!
Teacher, what's wrong?
Did you forget your bag?
Wow!
Black bag?
Wow!
Oh, I was surprised!
Oh, you were surprised, weren't you?
OK!
(Laughs)
Have a nice day!
(Laughs)
Bye!
(Laughs)
Come here!
(Laughs)
You look like a child now! (Laughs)
A bee?
Hey, what's a bee like?
Look, his head is sticking out.
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Wow, that's realistic.
What did you do with the chestnuts?
Where are you going?
Food...
I can't take it out.
I can't take it out. I can't. I want to bring it.
I can't do it. I can't do it.
I got it.
I can't do it.
What did Kuri do?
What the heck did Kuri do?
Wait, I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die thinking normally.
No, no, no. No, I can't do it like that.
Wait, wait, I'm really going to die.
OK!
Alright.
Um...
Here I go.
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Saru... Saru Kani Gassen.
By Fujimoto Miki.
Once upon a time, there were a monkey and a crab in a certain place.
One day, while walking down a mountain road, a monkey picked up a piece of persimmon seed and a crab picked up a rice ball.
The monkey said, "That's a good one! Your rice ball is finished as soon as you eat it, but you can eat as much persimmon seed as you like every day."
The crab said, "That's a good one! But if you want it, I can change it for you."
The crab was deceived and changed the rice ball and persimmon seed.
When the crab went home, it immediately sowed its seeds and watered them every day.
Eventually, the persimmon tree grew and flowers bloomed.
The persimmons...
The persimmon tree grew and flowers bloomed.
The monkey, who had been watching it from the top of the mountain, climbed up the tree and started eating.
Monkey, don't just eat yourself and give me some, too!
Yes, yes, I know! I know! Here you go!
The monkey said and peeled off the still blue and hard flesh and threw it at the persimmon...
I mean, at the crab!
The crab was very hurt.
When the crab's child, who had heard the noise, ran inside the house and cried for eternity,
a chestnut rolled down and then a bee flew by and in the end a comb rolled down and rolled down.
What a bad guy!
That's right! Let's make it up to him together!
When they talked, they nodded and set out for the monkey's house.
Everyone hid inside the house and waited for the monkey to come home.
Oh, it's cold, it's cold!
After a while, the monkey came back and lit a fire in the closet.
Ba-ba-bang!
At that moment, the chestnut, who had been hiding in the ash tray, looked at the monkey's face and flew...
Oh, no!
The bee stabbed its back.
Oh, it's headed for my head now.
Next, the comb, which was on the roof, "ba-bang!" and jumped under the monkey...
It was on top of the monkey, wasn't it?
It jumped on top of the monkey and pressed it down hard.
Then a crab child appeared and pinched the monkey with small scissors and took away its parent's enemy.
Revenge, huh? He took revenge for his parent.
The end.
Isn't it good?
First of all...
My masterpiece.
Its position.
It has it properly.
Rice ball and oyster.
But, you know...
It's dripping water.
The crab is dripping water.
But, you know, my best masterpiece is...
Look here.
The oyster is flying.
It's getting bigger and bigger, isn't it?
Here.
A-shaped.
And...
Well, it's crying.
You can't tell unless you draw circles, so I drew circles.
Hey, this!
This cow and chestnut, look!
Isn't it cute? First of all, the chestnut.
Look.
You can't hate it, can you?
And the cow.
Look!
What is this?!
Yes, this is...
I drew it with my hands and feet.
And...
The cow fell down and it was my masterpiece, so...
I drew only that.
Oh, I forgot to draw chestnut's feet.
Yes, yes.
Well, like this...
That's all.
Oh, yes.
Put it in.
Just put it in.
Yes.
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I knew it was you, Pikasso!
Is that okay with you, Kusumi's Koharu-chan?
Okay, then...
Look at you, you're holding it so cute!
I'm going to write a letter to Reina-san in Tanaka.
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Ah!
Ah! She bit me!
Okay, then...
What do you want me to do, Tanaka-chan?
Let's see...
Okay, then...
Can you look at me when I'm scared?
Okay, then...
Okay, I'm done!
I'm going to put this in Reina-san's hand...
I'll do my best!
Before I know it, the monkey's gone somewhere, too.
Man, that monkey was scary!
(To Read)
I have a letter from Fujimonsu-san, so I'd like to read it.
To Reina...
Drive around on a loudspeaker machine.
High-speed high-pressure heating.
Big rotation and other fun things.
Stubborn Reina would like to see.
From Miki.
That's what it says.
No, but Reina isn't stubborn.
She likes it like that.
But...